Sunshine Daydream

I have to tell you that over the course of several years as I have talked to friends and family and neighbors when I think about members of my own staff who are in incredibly committed monogamous relationships, same-sex relationships, who are raising kids together, when I think about those soldiers or airmen or marines or sailors who are out there fighting on my behalf and yet feel constrained, even now that Don’t Ask Don’t Tell is gone, because they are not able to commit themselves in a marriage, at a certain point I’ve just concluded that for me personally it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that I think same sex couples should be able to get married.

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SPOT ON

A recent hologram experiment in which Tupac magically resurrected on stage during Snoop’s and Dr. Dre’s performance at Coachella prompted me of the ingenious idea of a hologram boyfriend. I couldn’t believe I never thought of it before. I have been unsuccessful at maintaining any relationship in real life and since everything is computerized these days anyway, I thought I would jump on the bandwagon and create my own boyfriend. I would simply think of all the things I would want my ideal boyfriend to be and WAH LAH, with a click of a button he would appear. Oh, and with the click of a button, he would disappear because I don’t need anyone cramping my style if you know what I mean. During certain times of the month or when its just one of those days, I want to be left alone and I know my hologram boyfriend would respect that. So let’s get straight to it….the following are some requirements for my hologram boyfriend:

1. Funny (cliched but true, if you can’t make me laugh, you’re boring me, and I don’t need a boy to be bored)

2. Taller than me (I’m 5’7 1/2 and you wouldn’t believe how many boys are shorter than me..we can still be friends if you’re shorter than me, you just can’t be my boyfriend)

3. Passionate (I don’t mean this in “oh he’s so passionate he loves to make sweet sweet love in a bed full of roses with candles everywhere”…I mean you have to have a hobby or something that you are really into other than drinking and smoking. You have to actually care about something.

4. Must love animals (If you don’t like dogs or cats… I don’t like you)

5. Must love food (I love going out to dinner or cooking or anything that has to do with food so I need to be with someone who enjoys devouring cooler ranch doritos and ben and jerrys on a friday night without saying something condescending and pretentious like “I don’t put that junk in my body” shut the fackk upp, I have no time for you. I’m too busy stuffing my face with twisted barbecue fritos.

6. Knowledgeable…I like guys who can express their opinions on things such as the presidention election or wars in the middle east. A simple “I don’t like politics” or “I don’t care” just doesn’t cut it. I like having conversations about everything from how horrendous Madonna’s half time show was to how a war in Iran would be disastrous. You must be well-rounded if you will.

7. You have to be physically fit, preferably by doing activivties rather than pumping iron in the gym. This includes running, skateboarding, biking, hiking..etc I don’t mean you need to be ripped, I just need someone whos stronger than me.

8. Sociable. I want someone who can meet my friends and talk to them and not just stand there like they are some accessory I wore. I want someone who wants to stay in and watch movies one night and go out and party another night.

9. Clean, but not too clean (I hate those anal boys who’s room looks more like a museum than a bedroom and freak out if I touch or move anything. On the other end of the spectrum, if you’re a slob or don’t like to shower then you have no business with me.

10. Don’t try to hook up with my friends (duhhhhhhhh..why would anyone think that’s ok?????? are you a RE TARDDDD?? emphasis on TARD, because The Hangover is indeed a good movie.

HELLL..MAYBE I SHOULD JUST DATE TUPAC?????